What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 11:26

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
How do I become mentally strong?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do some men like older women?
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the dirtiest city in India?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.